Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
And three episodes later, he has accepted his faith as Sherlock’s personal shit holder.
Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
anna kendrick or cole sprouse
the world may never know
the white guy is killin me
*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”
FOUND YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
For the record, Martin got angry at me for having Benedict as my phone wallpaper. “You motherfucker, you have Ben as your phone background.” WHAT A SWEETHEART, we completely took him by surprise and he ended up chatting for a good 15 minutes about life, school and Fargo.
I told him I cosplay John Watson and when he pulled me in for a picture, he said endearingly “The two Johns.”
my favourite biscuits are in the cupboard but no i will not eat them im eating healthy!!!!
update: i ate the whole box